Merry Christmas, You Were Adopted
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Some families exchange gifts. Yours exchanges truths.
Prof, the leopard-hat Santa with the side-eye and the mustache of a man who knows things, is here to make your gift-giving unforgettable. Every sheet features him delivering the one holiday message nobody saw coming: "You was adopted."
Perfect for siblings, cousins, that one uncle, or anyone who needs a reminder that Christmas is about family... probably.
- Bold, full-color design on a sleek black background that makes presents pop under the tree
- Guaranteed to get a laugh, a gasp, or a "MOM, is this true?!"
- Great for gag gifts, white elephant swaps, and family members with thick skin
Wrap it. Watch their face. Say nothing.
Disclaimer: Prof is not a licensed genealogist. Results not verified. Feelings not included.
More details
- 90 gsm fine art paper
- Edge-to-edge print on one side, white reverse
- Available in matte and glossy finishes
- 3 sizes:
30″ × 36″ (76.2 cm × 91.4 cm)
30″ × 72″ (76.2 cm × 182.9 cm)
30″ × 180″ (76.2 cm × 457.2 cm)
- Weight by size:
30″ × 36″: 2.9 oz (82 g)
30″ × 72″: 4.8 oz (136 g)
30″ × 180″: 12 oz (340 g)
- Delivered rolled
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Prof 先生
- Email: contact@support.gothking.studio
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
